i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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