I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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