You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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