You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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