I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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