Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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