you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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