so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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