Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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