It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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