What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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