i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I love you.
Bad choice
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