your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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