Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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