Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
