I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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