how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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