you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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