Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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