I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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