If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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