just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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