I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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