Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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