You surviving the open bar?
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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