so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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