this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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