so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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