Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Randomize
