And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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