Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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