you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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