I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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