i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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