So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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