so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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