New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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