Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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