Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You may now shotgun with the bride
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I need to calm my uterus...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
