The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just blew my weed a kiss
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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