white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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