Please don't use social media to get back at me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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