I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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