no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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