Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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