People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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