Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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