He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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