Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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