we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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