My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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