Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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