We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
