Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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