I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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