For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I FOUND THE LEGS
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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