good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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